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  Carbon dating
  by Graham Whyte 23 Jun 08 - 23:15

Posted in cars, driving, news 

There’s a ‘carbon-neutral’ car-hire company that’s now offering to plant a tree for you every time you rent one of their cars. I thought I’d give it a try.

“I’ll take it now, please.”
“Take what now?”
“My tree. A leylandi please, to go in front of the wheelie-bins.”
“It doesn’t work like that.”
“What doesn’t?”
“Trees. You can’t take one away with you.”
“Never mind. Perhaps you could pop round next week and plant it.”
“No; you don’t understand. You don’t actually get your tree.”
“Who does then?”
“A Brazilian.”
“What for?”
“To replace the one he’s just chopped down.”
“How do you get it to him?”
“We don’t. It’s already there, in a nursery. They dig it up and give it to him.”
“Don’t the children mind?”
“It’s not that sort of nursery.”
‘How are all these trees delivered?”
“On a lorry”
“What sort of lorry?”
“A big one.”
“How long does it take for the trees to offset the lorry’s CO2 emissions?”
“85 years.”
“And how old are they when they are chopped down?”
“50.”

This carbon-neutral business is fascinating.

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  Young love
  by Charis Whitcombe 22 Jun 08 - 18:30

Posted in news 

At what age do we stop wanting to be older and start wanting to be younger? It must be somewhere between 14 and 30, I suppose. So, when I saw a press release about 82-year-old Hugh enjoying the ‘open-air fun of a Daihatsu Copen’, and ‘cruising down to Cambridge’ every week to take his 92-year-old friend Rosemary for a drive, I thought Daihatsu was treading a dangerous line. Because no one over the age of, what – 25? – will want to be associated with this age group. No one under 82 will buy a Copen on the strength of this charming story.

Then I thought again. If, when I’m 95, I still have some bloke turning up once a week to take me out in his open-topped sports car, I’ll feel pretty darn smug.

Right, where’s my nearest Daihatsu dealer…?

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  America to lead the world in economy motoring.
  by Graham Whyte 12 Jun 08 - 10:07

Posted in cars 

Dodge's economy model
Dodge's economy model

As the price of petrol in America sores to almost 40 pence a litre, GM has decided to pretend to distance itself from what Americans call ‘Big Oil’.

“Dear Oil,” their subtle new TV commercial begins. “We’ve had this great relationship for many years. We think we will both be a lot happier and healthier if we see less of each other.”

Dodge is taking more direct action and intends to play up fuel-economy for its 2009 Challenger model line-up.

Although Dodge expects that the 5.7-litre Hemi V-8 will prove to be the biggest-selling model, the company is very excited about the economy-model Challenger, which boasts a mere six cylinders and around town is good for almost 18 mpg.

Dodge brand director Mike Accavitti said  “Nobody wants to be the gas-guzzler brand.”

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